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The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.
Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?
When a girl wipes back to front and smooshes it around.
I tried to go down on my girl, but she was serving up a Jersey Smore and I wasn't having it.
You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.
I have to go to hell this weekend.
Dont you mean New Jersey?
The most disgusting place in America.
Literally the armpit of this great nation; if the nation had heinous curry fueled armpit B.O. If you role down your window as you pass by the “Welcome to New Jersey” sign, you are smacked in the face with a putrid smell of New York’s garbage that Jersey removes for them. The worst drivers in the country; they drive like maniacs… probably because they are trying to escape the trash-boat state they were unfortunate enough to be born into.
Dan: “Hey Steve roll down the window I wanna smell that fresh New Jersey air”
Steve: “If you roll that window down I will fucking strike you in the liver… New Jersey smells like your Aunt Claudia’s vagine, Dan… worst state in the Union”
The land of the insane and stupid.
" I once saw a guy from New Jersey try to jump in a lake from 40 feet in the air from a cliff"
The WORST State....Except for all of the others
Ugh New Jersey seriously?
Fuck you, NJ is the best damn state in the union