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An absolute Mad Lad, the lead singer of the fantastic punk rock band The Sex Pistols, an anarchist,he believes that you shouldn't care what people think about you, because you're not doing it for them.
Me: Have you ever heard of Johnny Rotten?
You:Hell yeah!
Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.
Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition
Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy
The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?
I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
the sexiest man alive young and old can make any man gay
johnny depp is so hot
When you smoke so much weed that you walk like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Woah dude... Clark got so smoked last night that he Johnny Depped all the way back to his house.