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Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.
A wife beater who only accomplishments was playing himself in pirates of the Caribbean. He is also known for publically humiliating his ex wife in front of the world cause he couldn’t silence her.
“ welp I guess he pulled a darvo Johnny Depp “
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An absolute Mad Lad, the lead singer of the fantastic punk rock band The Sex Pistols, an anarchist,he believes that you shouldn't care what people think about you, because you're not doing it for them.
Me: Have you ever heard of Johnny Rotten?
You:Hell yeah!
Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.
Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition
Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy
If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head