When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
A word used to replace any noun in any sentence or context.
Often modified by "bad".
Those are some nice johnsons you're wearing.
I'm thirsty; pass the johnson over here.
"Hey man, have you done the work yet?" "No, I haven't done that johnson yet."
That's one bad johnson you attached to your car there.
Go pick up that bad johnson and put it over there.
Johnson nickname for your penis
Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?
A disposable or vape
Yo can i hit your johnson? Mine ran out last night.
usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.
"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."
A kid that is strong nice and honest and don't mind to fight
Yo johnson wannafight- johnson: say your last prayers