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Similar to sofa king, but with a negative connotation.
He had nofa king idea what was going to happen next.
A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months
* ~ only when it suits the person of course
Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade
A massive skateboarding chad. Visit him at kingkoza.com
Bro have you seen King Koza's website? That dude is a massive chad and is a great artist at only 15!
Sid the sloth, after the events surrounding ice age 2/3 he henceforth became known as the 'fire king'
Fire king may also be used as a derogatory term in order to insult someone looking like a sloth
Look at Chris over there, munching eucalyptus like the fire king...
Lizzard King
noun:
1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
1:
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!
2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!
Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg
A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king
AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND. KING YUSUF IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERIOR. HE IS SMART, FUNNY AND IS SO SMOKING HOT. THE GUY WHO EVERY GIRL DREAMS ABOUT. HIS ASS IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT AND HIS COCK IS MASSIVE
Oh my god, King Yusuf is an absolute amazing boss and i wanna fock him so hardddd.