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A woman who is overconfident in her skills of practical problem solving. Based on the notion that she is so talented that she can do it butt naked.
Person one: "Lookout, here comes that lady who thinks she can take her car apart with a toothpick."
Person two: "Tell me about it, she's a real 'Lady MacGyver'."
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to soak in water for a period of time long enough for your fingers to wrinkle. Then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum, much like a handy.
My girl and I were soaking in the hot tub. She got bored and gave me an old lady. I finished on the grass.
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Washing your hands after masturbating on your period.
"What, will these hands ne'er be clean?... Here's the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand... Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so pale... To bed, to bed, to bed!" (Lady Macbeth Lady Macbething, Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 1)
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She was born this way!
Lady GaGa is Genius. A Visionary. Truley avant garde.
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butterface, tranie, & whortastic but i love her. |:
she sings amazingly but unfortunately is an attention whore. but i guess it makes her lady gaga. she's a win lose situation
Lady GaGa: "mah mah pokerface, mah mah pokerface"
person: "the fuck is wrong with her face?"
person#2: "i'm pretty sure she was terribly disfigured as a child"
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Hard to decide if I liked it or not. Of course, this movie was a mess, but it was such a colorful, lively mess that it was strangely fascinating to watch in its own chaotic way. It's one of those movie you watch and think, "Which random direction is this lunacy going to go now?"
The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and The Village were better than Lady in the Water but Signs is still my least favorite; I just didn't care about the characters.
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