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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.

The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.

by troll3193 February 6, 2023


Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.

My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.

by Zilon July 12, 2012


Peane machine

An electric sex toy.

Every night, Missus, johnson loves to play with her Peane machine.

by EmJayee December 4, 2024


Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024


Wave Machine

Something that's on full pelt when the steams are flowing. Riding the waves until they wipe you out.

That absolute sesh gremlin Foggy is on the bloody wave machine again.

by Ibiza Lad December 5, 2016


oral machine

The cleric. #NeverForget2018

We all want Oral Machine.

by ItWasTotally4 January 8, 2018


Big Mac Machine

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.

Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn

by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017