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Typically an Ice Hockey term used to describe a stick you find at the rink before you play a game. You then break a piece of the stick and put it in your cup to give you luck. The first person to do this was Slovakian so it is called the Slovakian Magic Stick.
Player: Don't worry boys We have the Slovakian Magic Stick on our side.
Magic Finger is the act of rubbing your finger on your butthole making it stinky. Then rubbing it just below the enemies nostrils. Making the smell of poo inescapable. This act must only be used as a last resort due to the severity of the cruel act. The magic finger of death is commonly put on the same level as the nuclear bomb that hit hiroshima
Man 1: *wipes The Magic Finger of death across nostrils*
Man 2: HELP ME AHH FUCK HELPPP.
Man 1: My magical finger is too powerful, too stinky, like my smelly bumhole
A tree that flys across the land and drives around young teenagers.
Wouldn't it be grand if we could fly across the land on a magical peach tree.
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A Magical box .... With a squid inside.
"My magical squid box has a squid inside." -Person 1
"How magical, to have a magical box, with a squid inside." -Person 8
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Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.
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The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people
My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay
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An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
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