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I gave Shaw a magic rainbow tree last night when we made out
A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.
One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.
A tree that flys across the land and drives around young teenagers.
Wouldn't it be grand if we could fly across the land on a magical peach tree.
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A Magical box .... With a squid inside.
"My magical squid box has a squid inside." -Person 1
"How magical, to have a magical box, with a squid inside." -Person 8
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Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.
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The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people
My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay
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A female that wears black and watches too much anime.
I am sexually attracted to a Black magic weaboo
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