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A small boy with a head shaped like a Dorito ,Someome who likes to graft girls
*new girl walks in the room*
Matthew Ireland :Do you want to graft?
A guy from San Antonio that runs xc and will pull your main girl as his next side.
Matthew xc just won state and stole my girl with the gold.
A ridiculously smart person with a magic tongue and a sweet nature. Twisty and irreverent. He is a self-aware king and makes no apologies, while making all kinds of apologies.
I should be so lucky as to snag a Matthew Anderson..
Cool guy sense of humor loves Netflix
"Lemme get yo number Matthew Rodden"
Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.
He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.
Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6
Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.
He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)
The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.
There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.
And there was the man mountain of a man,
Either side were women cooling him with a fan.
His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,
His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.
"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.
His high fives create earthquakes,
Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.
This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male
Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2
Person 1: walks into class
Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
A submissive freak/femboy/gay boy.
That weirdo matthew davies is a freak