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Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.
I was practicing being mindful so instead of. calling my girlfriend the c word for cheating on me I watched how my mind reacted to the news and took a few deep breaths instead.
Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.
Please be mindful of others and get a vaccine even if you don't want one.
When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.
Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.
A girl who is a spoiled brat
She wears too many pink and fancy clothes and thinks she is better than everyone
Boy: Hey! Miss Bratty Mind!
Spoiled brat: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME MISS BRATTY MIND
Boy: becuz ur a spoiled brat
Spoiled brat: SHUT UP BITCHH!! I'M THE BEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL!!🤬🤬🤬
Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.
"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"
The time it feels like in your head
"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"
When a little boy tries to insult a Jewish person by calling them a "Bacon Burger", because their young dumb mind thought it was an insult at their Koscher diet.
Adolescent: "Screw you Ben! You damn Bacon Burger!"
Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."
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