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MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.
Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...
An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.
The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.
Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.
boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"
n. (proper)
name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.
in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.
the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.
examples of the ego-monkey's power include:
1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.
2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.
3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.
4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.
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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...
A funny way to say masturbation
-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro
When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.
"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."