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That moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you've missed
-Wow, opera house has collapsed. Did you see it from the bus?
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.
This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.
"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning
(2) a person who botches a pool dive
Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan
Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show
Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again
It’s mourning and moaning at the same time
When your dad dies but your gf/bf hits the spot (morns 😩)
a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump
My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.
Codys eyebrows ruffle up in the morning
"you shouldve seen cody in the morning"