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The result of defecating in sub zero temperatures.
It was so cold when I took a dump outside the tent, that I had to snap off a Bum-cicle!
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A path worn in the grass on the side of a road caused by beggars soliciting handouts from passing cars.
There is always a bum begging for money at that intersection, they have been at it so long there is a bum rut worn into the lawn.
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a homeless person who is really mean and smells bad
I tried to give the ass-bum some changes but he peed on my shoes.
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A twitching sensation in your anus when you feel nervous or anxious about something, causing you to nearly shit your pants
Got a serious twitchy bum for finding out my exam results
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The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.
Baby your ass is so fine I hope to get a bum boner later for it.
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Plum Bumming is the act of lowering your testiculars into another persons rectory.
I couldn't get hard enough for a good bum so we resorted to some plum bumming instead.
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Pretty much the same version of the ORIGINAL Bom Diggity but redefined to suit the needs of KENNY who is a switched on, intelligent,fair-minded witty person in his imagination.
KENNY: Shawsie that contestant is the Bum Diggity!!
SHAWSIE: It's not Bum its Bom!! Bum just sounds wrong!!!
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