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A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.
I told the doctor that I was getting anxious and he gave me a med card. Let's go smoke!
Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"
"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user
"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
Revoking your manhood card is a phrase. For example, if your friend says that he is revoking your manhood card, it probably means you did something very feminine or unmanly, so he is taking away your manhood status. Thus revoking your manhood card, banishing you from manhood.
He said he would be revoking your manhood card, Jim. I'm sorry, I tried to make him reconsider. He's too angry, he's going to take it away.
The holiday card someone sent you only after they received your holiday card
We sent our Christmas cards out last week. I wonder how many rebound cards we'll get before the 25th?
It is a card where a white person gives it to a black person for them to be treated like a white person.
STOP RESISTING
AYE BRO HE GOT A WHITE PRIVILEGE CARD
sorry about that man
It's a pack that girls and boys will like . The suspense is real . A girl that begins with C will absolutely love them because a person that begins with A will give it to them
Hey bro wyd? Unpacking football cards
When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump to scare others and avoid consequences for something bad they've said or done.
MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!
Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!
MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!