A guy that you will never lose feelings for. Olivers love cuddling and joking around. They are so fun to talk to and so easy to get along with.
"Who's that guy that everyone's talking to?"
" it's Oliver silly"
That cunt that thinks it’s fully acceptable to become your daughters boyfriend and treat her nice and do nice things for her,
Like seriously who the fuck does this cunt think he is?
Have you met Rachels new boyfriend he’s so nice too her?
Eurgh that cunt, he’s such an Oliver
Oliver is a crazy boy he seems shy at first but get to know him he will be cra cra. He likes to have a limit of friends of about 4 to 5 people.Oliver seems to LOVE video games and wifi.
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A man with a giant horse cock
Look at that cock .
He is an Oliver
The true definition of a real nan. Smart, witty sexy AF! Holds a deep voice that women find captivating. Hes a real romantic. And lives how he sees fit. . He travels the world looking for his one true love and he wont settle for anything less. But when he finds her, he,ll stop at nothing to make her his own. . And if shes smart she will get lost in him.They will have an amazingly beautiful life. After all ,Oliver lives for this Woman. Every man wants to be like Oliver. But only the Olivers if the world can be who and what they are. They really and truly are magnetic. . If you ever encounter an Oliver, if your lucky youll nake friends with him. Youll be cooler for having him in your life. If not. Then stand back and look at him in anazement. Because u will never be that cool. The best part about him, is he doesnt even know it. Hes just a humble guy. A great friend. An anazing husband/ boyfriend. And an all around good person. He would do well with a woman like a Wendy, or a Veronica. But he would seriously shine with a Rebecca. Oh yes. Shine brighter than any diamond.
I wish my man was as cool as Oliver.
Oliver is the kindest most adorable person I know, he is the sweetest person, he cares for everyone, and usually doesn't take no for an answer
Oliver is kind, I wish all guys were like him
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A guy with a HUGE cock. He tends to climb around trees. So much he lost one of his balls whilst doing so. He is referred to as the “One Balled God”. He doesn’t speak English, French , Spanish whatsoever, only ooga booga. He will eat anything because his ancient tribe didn’t have enough for all of them. He stays humble.
Person 1: Hey bro did you see the monkeys on your trip to Gibraltar
Person 2: Yeah! One of them looked so much like an oliver, he had a HUGE cock!