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Test-cicles

A male's testicles, when exposed to extreme cold and are useless for anything other than identifying a male as male (if even that).

Man, it's so cold outside, my testicles are turning into test-cicles...

by Shadowulf1 January 25, 2011


yogurt testing

Swallowing male sperm with yeast infection

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.

by angeleyes7746 July 17, 2015


National fail a test day

April 22th is national fail a test or quiz day. Do it I dare you.

National fail a test day - fails test

by A1293836 April 10, 2022


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by poikangaweoptjqagkn December 10, 2021


Test Launch

When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.

I have a lot of free time today so maybe I'll do a test launch.

by Ferrell Williams March 14, 2021


The Fitnessgram Pacer Test™

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Yo, the The Fitnessgram Pacer Test™ was so hard in gym class...

by dcanfnbnfhlkhvgrhhrjfoivjhfuhi August 17, 2022


pillow test

She screams and put a pillow over her head

Lady: what's a pillow test?
Man: if you scream, I'll put a pillow over head.

Lady: during sex?
Man: yes.
Lady: shut up?

by -Duju April 12, 2021