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Pot-a-plegic

1.)Those rare few capable of somehow abusing THC products and claim they "Can't even get up without pot."

2.)Dumb people that get lazy too often to be healthy

Chris' lazy ass needs to go for a walk and watch his tolerance before he goes full, "pot-a-plegic."

by Subrosa27 April 17, 2021


The pot hole filler

When a woman with an eye patch blows you and right when you're ready to nut, you pull back the eye patch, nut in the socket, and replace the eye patch.

I just gave that one eyed bitch the pot hole filler

by Dark daddy December 19, 2022


Fresh pot

Someone that is fresh/fast trying to be gown and do sexual things they have no business doing

That's little boy is a fresh pot keep kissing on them little girls

by GoldenMellow April 4, 2023


stew pot

When you poop in a toilet then turn around and puke in the same toilet with the poop still in it.

I went to taco bell and when I got home I had to stew pot my toilet.

by Charger88 December 30, 2015


pot breakfast

A breakfast consisting of cannabinoids. A taste of tetrahydrocannabinol to get you going in the morning.

On Saturday I had a pot breakfast followed by a lazy lunch.

by d3qu December 30, 2016


Golden Pot

The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"

Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.

by Fourveinte August 5, 2023


Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.

Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"

by Spen15M April 7, 2016