All yours, whenever the urge strikes you
Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend is I’m your dirty whore please fuck me pregnant, i’m all yours, whenever the urge strikes you
whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt
I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).
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the jingle that lives rent free in your head!
hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?
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who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky
“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page
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"My IQ is ultra mega giga alpha omega ogiga ultimate super duper extreme terrific very godly divine exquisite unlimited infinite perfect masterful destructive infernal devastating world-ending high."
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The perfect seal. Every oriface that can be used for sex is used at 1 time.3 cocks one girl
Slut wants to get fucked by 3 guys at once so they give her the perfect seal
To get the card you need to win. To complete the set of five in poker. Catch perfect.
"Guess what. I got the eight of spades, i win!"
"Damn, what a catch perfect."