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Rigged kpop survival show by hybe with 22 girls competing to be in a kpop girl group
Jiwoo: wow i hate the judges from r u next!!
Nayeon: so true! Bring chanelle back!
DBRUs: The place where all douchebags go to buy clothing, hairstyles, lines and all things douchebaggy
He must shop at Douchebags R' Us
the most attractive person to ever exist.
Girl 1: What is she doing?
Girl 2: don’t mind her she’s just drooling over Steven r McQueen
When someone doesn't get an obvious joke, and when someone points out that it's a joke, they pretend that they were just joking and that the person who pointed it out actually missed the joke that they were making.
Person 1: hey guys wouldn't it be cool if there was a button that would just disintegrate the planet earth instantaneously?
Person 2: No, because that would mean that people could destroy the world, which would eliminate all human life. Think before you say something, idiot.
Person 3: r/woooosh lmao
Person 2: Uhm actually, I was joking, so r/woooosh to you, idiot.
Person 4: ah, a classic case of Schrodinger's r/woooosh.
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A retailer that filed for bankruptcy in 2017 and closed all of its stores in 2018
I miss Toys "R" Us.
The only man who came close to breaking Abraham H. Parnassus, but then proceeded to be grinded into the ground and buried by his rival because he was weak. Abraham then seduced his granddaughter and filled her belly with his festering seed, and sired a boy, his last revenge against H. R. Do not be weak like H. R. Pickens.
You are weak like H. R. Pickens