Slon's rule

Slon's rule posits that no matter how obscure the activity, the most famous participants will have groupies. However, the quantity and appearance of groupies will vary wildly by activity and by the level of fame.

Ever since Bob achieved the grandmaster title he's been drowning in chess groupies, but that's what we should expect according to slon's rule.

Rule of blonde

You CANT be mad , angry, upset or anoyed with blonde females.

~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?

~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.

rules of the road

Road head, sucking dick for a ride

Hey girl, do you know the rules of the road.

create a rule

A function in Microsoft Outlook where you can create a rule to move an incoming email into a folder to be read later thereby reducing the amount of urgent email that you have to read on a daily basis.

I got so tired of receiving unwanted emails from Microsoft so I decided to create a rule to automatically move their emails to a folder so that I could read them later if I even cared to.

Rule #363

Rule #363 of the internet goes: "if it exists, there is an FNF mod about it" FNF is short for Friday Night Funkin' a rhythm game

This character is cool, is there an FNF mod about it? No. Well, rule #363 inti action.

pandemic rules

Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.

During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.

Rule #5

No fat chicks.

Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out