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A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.
I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.
To shit in swimming goggles and put them on them in their sleep
Hey you wanna do a prank, yeah lets do Russian swamp goggles
It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
When you let the end of the weed blunt act as an incesnse to keep your hot box going.
You wanan just let this russian stove light, i dont feel like rippin it anymore
The act of inserting ones penis into the ass of his partner and then riding them down the stairs completely naked.
Andy: Hey Cynthia , how would you like to go for a Russian sleigh ride
Cynthia: sure let me get my knee pads first
A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.
"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."
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While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.
"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."
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