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A saying usually said after one exposes extreme femininity. (usually a male) Adapted by a very male name "Justin," Justina is the name referred to any man exhibiting any form of panzy-ness or woman-like qualities. In other words, a man acting as if he possesses a vagina.
Boy: Ugh I don't understand why she isn't calling me? What am I doing wrong!?
Boy's friend: ...Says Justina
Boy: The world hates me today, I'm going to order like 5 Big Macs.
Boy's Friend: ...says Justina, would you like a tampon with those?
A line in Wu-Tang Clan's "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothin to F' Wit"
Person 1: "Survey Says?"
Me: "YOU'RE DEAD"
It is sort of like the "that's what she said" jokes. You say it in response to someone saying something that may soun weird out of context. It's only known reference is in the Netflix movie Wine Country.
Person 1:"There's a bear in my bedroom."
Person 2:"Things we say now."
Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.
Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym
You use this when somebody is complaining or is salty. There is no response to this (only Yeah, but still).
A: I'm not salty!
B: Everybody who is says that.
The infamous start of the Gorilla Warfare rant.
Jax, your face looks like an elephant.
Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?
HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT