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When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!
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San Pasqual High School is located in Escondido, CA. Abbreviated SP, it is synonymous with Snobby Peckers, which makes sense since the school’s mascot is a Golden Eagle. If this is not a sign of elitism, then the Hummers and sports cars that fill the parking lot are a dead give-away. And just as the cars are bought with Daddy’s money, so are the drugs. Despite test scores being higher when compared to other Escondido schools, these numbers are inflated as SP does not cater to students who know English as a second Language—even their own. And despite high test scores, more Orange Glen High students (who supposedly live in the ‘ghetto’) go to higher level colleges than SP students.
The main side-effect of going to SP is a deformity where one’s head goes so far up their ass, so that this individual thinks that he/she and his/her school is ‘the shit’, but that’s just because they actually are in fecal matter.
Juan: What school do you go to?
Michael Quentin Caston II: My daddy requested for me to go to San Pasqual High School, although I live next to Orange Glen High School. He also paid for all new football gear for the team, and a tutor for my Geometry I class.
Juan: Hmmm. Is it dark over there?
Michael Quentin Caston II: At SP? What do you mean?
Juan: I mean is it dark over there with all your heads stuck up your own asses?
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While eating pussy from behind she shits on your face.
I was getting freaky with this girl and she showed me the San Gabrial Bear Rat.
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Occurs when a group of males in close proximity, usually friends, urinates in a non-dark area; usually characterized by the ability (whether exercised or not) of one individual to reach out and grab another's skin flute while at the same time having his grabbed.
We were having a great time on bear island until the four of us all got up to piss at the same time. I felt like we were getting up and joining a San Francisco Marching Band.
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A group of at least 9 well endowed males, preferably of hispanic decent, form a congo-like anal sex train creating a line. It is preffered not to attempt on humid and thunderous days. You should have at least one designated "spotter" becuase these events tend to go horribly wrong. Music is usually recommended listening to is Basshunter's Dota or Boten Anna for it livens the mood and creates more pleasurable anal sex experiance.
Man last weekend at my grandparents we had the most insane san francisco rail road, unfornately Nelson is still in the hospital.
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When a male ejaculates on a female's stomach, and semen remains in the depths of her bellybutton after the wipe-up process... allowing micro-organism to abound within.
Guy: "What is that goo in your belly-button?"
Girl: "My ex gave me a San Diego Tide Pool and I'm waiting to see if my sea-monkeys will grow inside".
Guy: "I've always wanted a sea-monkey".
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The act of one gay man opening his asschecks and then asshole for another gay man to take a shit in. Sometimes also followed by a good ass pounding. A Fetishism
Jamal laid on his back and spread his ass checks and anus to allow Tyrone to take a shit in it before they had anal sex. Thanks you Jamal for letting me give you a San Francisco Hot pocket said Tyrone.
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