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The form Squid Ink Cookie takes when they see something shiny and reallllly want it. They will even take down motherships if there’s a little gold on it!
Is that, the monstrous beast of the seas?!
(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.
2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.
3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.
4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
something asian parents really hate
my mom beat me with a slipper when i told her i got bees and seas
things that live under the water. things u can not drown. Sea animals are animals and they can attack anybody, if you're not 5 and fricking disgusting y'all poops. But sea animals can be cute,just dont bring them above water.
person: Sea animals are stupid
person2: no their fish like nemo
person3: sea animals are cute, #cute, stupid, awesome, perfect, hate, i hate you, #stop, #stopanimalabuse ok bye