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Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.

Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024


shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.

Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?

by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018


shark fin

A mountain bike feature leading into a jump with a lip at a 45 degree angle. Leads to a sideways jump and requires the rider to twist his bike mid-air to prepare for the landing. The feature sticks out of the ground like the fin of a shark that's crossing the trail.

Rider 1: Dude, see me send the shark fin??
Rider 2: Totally. That was sick, bro!

by Radel-Held April 3, 2023


shark bag whore

When your a disgusting junkie

I saw the shark bag whore at Shoprite yesterday she was flippy flopping all over the fish aisle.

by Large Marge July 24, 2015


Jump The Shark

When a TV show does something to cause its ratings and viewership to decline and never recovers. A point in the show where everything afterwards is downhill.

Killing off Detective Eddie Torres, eliminating the r&b club Natalie's, and moving away from the hip hop culture it was known for caused the police series New York Undercover to Jump The Shark.

by TommyNoleBuc October 13, 2022


barking for sharks

The act of vomiting.

Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.

by G@wordman October 22, 2017


Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023