Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

Say Shoes

1. Overview
Say shoes is a versatile suspiciousness test designed by dr. █████ ████████ which enables many people to know who is the impostor

2. How it works
Some people pronounce "shoes" as "sus", and that makes the Say Shoes test effective at detecting who is the impostor. The test can be done verbally as well as using text messages or Discord.

3. Example
Person 1: Say shoes

Person 2: ss- sus

Person 1: *votes out person 2*

Cocksucker shoes

Kneepads

I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man

Cocksucker shoes

Kneepads

"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."

Cocksucker shoes

neepads

When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt

Co-respondent shoes

Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.

In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.

David is the only person I know who wears co-respondent shoes to work!