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You’re So Vain

Son of a gun
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror, as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you don't you?
You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair and that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee clouds in my coffee and
You’re So Vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you don't you don't you?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee clouds in my coffee and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you don't you?
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend wife of a close friend and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you don't you don't you?
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
Probably think this song about you
You're so vain

by Death Menace August 24, 2023


Johnny-Not-So-Smart

a good-natured but mentally challenged person

Go help that Johnny-not-so-smart get on his bike.

by Jackasslaw February 6, 2010


Bet so hard

In response to a very relatable statement

Friend 1: Dude doughnuts sound so bomb right now!!
Friend 2: We should make Jacee go get us some!
Jacee: Bet so hard!

by Cupcake22586 April 5, 2021


I’m so scared

The thing you say when your best female (or male if you’re female) friend is singing the chorus of “Lovefool” by the Cardigans and dancing with a stick that has a wig that looks like her/his crush’s hair on it, and you’re scared and jealous of this man/woman.

Person 1: Love me, love me, Say that you love me~
Person 2: I’m so scared

by Delete this account now July 3, 2023


I'm so anal

When you imposter sus

Omg my mom said I couldn't go outside, uhh I'm so anal

by Ethan Roop February 13, 2021


So You Try

To stuff it into your pant leg...

"But you can't because it's just too big, so you try again, but then you realize you didn't get the joke."

by WhenYourDickIsTooBig December 19, 2018


You're so c2

When you're sexy because your shapes are so smooth that they're mathematically defined as beautiful.
You're c2 continuous.

averagePerson: Hey, I've been wanting to tell you this for ages.. You're so c2.
smoothPerson: OMG, you can be tangent to me anywhere.

by c2continuous April 13, 2021