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HVDW: It's 10 p.m., time to take my slut candy.
GH: You're so responsible.
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A person who dips there fingers in everyone else's cake. The cake being an album or genre of music. These people only listen to top 40 music to make themselves appear cool and hip. When really they are just a bunch of n00bs who dont know what sounds good.
They commonly just take the best songs of an album and come to the conclusion that the rest is shit. They take the one song and sing it to death to ruin the entire album for everyone else.
- they are the lowest form of music listeners
Wow this album sucks theres only one good song on it. Im going to listen to it over and over and sing it out of pitch and tune.
Leave me alone you fucking music slut
The top40 music is so awesome i have no brain of my own.
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noun.
1. someone who consumes copious amounts of coffee
2. someone with a large amount of knowledge pertaining to said caffeinated beverage (usually pretentious, has a job as a barista, and is probably a hipster)
That's your 6th shot of espresso since noon? You're such a coffee slut!
I saw her the other day at two different coffeehouses, the coffee slut!
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A typically young and flirty co-worker that flirts, or sleeps her way through her life, friends, and jobs. often times she is unable to actually do her work, and is only hired/promoted because of her looks. she is able to keep her job because the older married boss likes having something to look at, flirt with, do something with, or have sex with her. When she does inevitably screw-up she isn't yelled at, unlike her homelee, modest, mature co-workers, but she is gently "talked to" and almost tutored like a child in order to help her "get" her job because she is the dumbest P-O-S screw-up to ever walk the face of the Earth.
when Nicki demanded that Ryan fire VALERIE due to her shitty attitude, poor attendance, and inability to do the job right; Ryan (the boss) was hesitant because she was the "office slut" that he liked to flirt with. they argued for almost an hour, people walking by Ryan's office could hear Nicki yelling at him to fire valerie.
eventually, Ryan gave in and both of them had a private meeting with Valerie the next day. when Valerie learned that she was getting fired she cried, and poured on the "sob story" of how she was dumped by her lame boyfriend, and how she is homeless. not only did Valerie end up keeping her job, but by the next week she was promoted because she was fucking the boss.
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A girl that has no problem giving handjobs, sucking dick then swallowing, and taking it up the ass; but still claims to be a virgin because no one has fucked her pussy.
Also see technical virgin
Ex 1:
Laura sucked my dick and licked my ass five minutes after we met at john's party. But she still wouldn't let me put it in her cooch because she is a virgin slut.
Ex 2:
Bob: Thanks for sucking my dick while letting me see if I can fit three fingers into your pussy and ass. Now bend over and take it doggie style.
Laura: Are you crazy? I want to be a virgin on my wedding day. If you want, you can fuck me in the ass instead.
Bob: Stupid Virgin Slut.
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(noun) {club slÜt}
Anyone of the female gender who continuously goes to a club at least 3 to 7 times a week and has intraveneous unprotected intercourse with an unknown partner/ or partners.
Phil: Jessica has intraveneous unprotected intercourse with an unknown partner/ or partners, she must be a club slut.
Jessica: Affirmative
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a teenage girl who hangs out with other teenage girls who look the same as her. they think that they are so 'gangster' but aren't. they are always mad about something.
here's a description:
-sometimes tan, but not always
-plucks/waxes all of her eyebrows off, then draws a subsititute, a thin line, with a brown or black eye pencil.
-wears dark, maroonish, lipliner and clear gloss inside.
-sometimes has a nose piercing, usually a small fake diamond.
-has either really skinny, or really fat legs.
-always has a gut.
-gold chains, usually saying their name in old english.
-always curses in spanish.
-WILL get her panties in a knot if you touch her, even the slightest bit.
-wears TONS of mascara.
-a very thick line of black eyeliner on thier upper lid, with a wierd colored eyeshadow, such as baby blue or pink.
-sleeps around with alot of gangsters.
-sometimes called an 'm.s.'
random chick: *bumps into her* oh excuse me, i'm sorry.
mexican slut: mira por donde caminas, pinche pendeja!
random chick: i said i was sorry!
mexican slut: you wanna throw down or que?
random chick: no i don't..just chill out okay? you don't have to get your fucking panties in a knot!!!
**it starts to rain, and the mexican slut's eyebrows start to run so she takes off to the nearest restroom to reapply.**
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