Wookie Burn

1. The act of catching gonorrhea or clamidia from an extremely hairy man or woman.

2. The abrasion that occurs from spooning with an extremely hairy man.

"Did you hear about Gina? She slept with that scandelous Indian dude. His trifflin ass gave here the clap!"

"What isle is your neosporin in? This dude I slept with while I was drunk gave me a wookie burn."

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bodies to burn

things to do -by s.clay wilson in zap comix -a statement sure to attract puzzled looks

how bout saturday, dude? -i've got bodies to burn!!

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mask burning

Apparently, this is a thing believe it or not. It happened recently in Idaho where a bunch of entitled Karens and their children gathered around the capitol state grounds and lit a bunch of face masks on fire.

Angry parents and children: STOP THE QUARANTINE, WE WANT OUR FREEDOMS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Angry parents and children: WE WILL RESORT TO MASK BURNING IF WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

Literally everyone else: lol

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Jack Burns

The act in which a dominant homosexual male penetrates a submissive homosexual male so hard in the doggy style position that the submissive's knees get 3rd degree carpet burns.

"How was it with your partner last night, Dave?"

"It was fine, up until he started giving me a Jack Burns"

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burns off

departure of a hangover, clearing of the fog

i'll get with you in a bit, dude; wait till this fog burns off a bit.

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jackson burns

Known for the most "setups" in the world. Also Known for the "wettest balls" in the world.

Jackson Burns it cool.

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Dick-Burn

the bumps and scrape on the inside of your bottom lip from your teeth from giving head.

Hey, she got dick-burn.

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