chode smoke

A cigar thats so fat and burnt down thats it wider than it is long.

Yesterday I burned my face on a good chode smoke.

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lachlan chode

he is a human. who doesn't appreciate the time and effort people put in to make horror movies, especially 2 girls one cup. go show him some love sexies

'lachlan chode is a hairy motherfucker"

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pecker chode

basically a chode with and unusually pointy tip

yo man i had this one best friend who slept over my house... at 3 in the morning he was trying to t-bag me while i was asleep with his pecker chode... so i cut it off

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chode cheese

cody aka chodey aka chodey

chodey aka cody is a chode cheese

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chode warrior

a short kid that either a) drinks coffee and is a conformist, or b) this other short kid who is very arrogant and brags a lot about everything, eventhough he sucks.

Eric: Hey chode warrior
Ravi: o hey

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Da Vinci Chode

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

Grundle Chode

A term that can be used to refer to a trundle bed when you are delusional on New Years Eve

"Hey, where do you guys want to sleep. You can have couch or trundle bed?"
"I want the grundle chode"

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