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Cheater whore trifling hoe skank cunt
My ex is a whorema cream pie. She's the snaggle toothed nasty sour cream that goes down instead of up. A Whorema cream pie will fuck anyone except her husband. A Whorma creme pie will keep her ex's last name and tell everyone he cheated although every neice and nephew knows differently.
Blonde Cream Pie
I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.
When teenage girls spend their Sunday afternoon eating a tub of ice cream and watch movies or go on the internet.
"Jessica had a Ice Cream Sunday last weekend, she said she was picking up trash in the woods, but, I'm not an idiot."
When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.
After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.
A person that offers or brings up ice cream and then doesn't deliver.
Peter is an ice cream cunt because they offered me ice cream but didn't bring it.
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girl on top, aka "cow girl", with her finger up your ass feeding you cream buns.
"hey dude, i went back to this girls place last night, and she gave be a Hillbilly cream-tea. it was double awesome!"
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Slang - used when someone is much too excited given the situation at hand, or used personally when one is in total disbelief. Originally coined by a student at Western Heights Middle School in Hagerstown, MD, in the mid-90's, this phrase was used to describe an excitable neighbor of one the students that loved to wear San Fransisco 49ers zebra pants - this neighbor seemed to always be getting very worked up and excited, and the phrase, "He's creamin' his niners (pants)" was born. Usable today in almost any situation.
He's going to cream his niners when he sees my new truck.
I about cream my niners every time I shoot my new gun.
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