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one who has anal sex with another, male or female
Chad had anal sex with a nasty girl at a campground. He is now a "mud snake"
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two identical rips in the crotch of your jeans from extended wear, usually occuring after a year or so of daily use/shredding or earlier depending on the tightness and length of time the same pair of pants stay attatched to your body.
"i was skating hard today and totally ripped snake eyes in my favorite jeans."
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Someone who does you dirty, one that "gets over" on you..
Or the act of someone doing you dirty or getting over on you..
"wow bro why would u tell his girl that your a snake.."
"Man i got away with the phone too but that lil punk had to go snake and tell my momma!"
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A large, slimy, ranked-out (but firm!) turd somebody leaves on your porch, car, bed, or sleeping cat. Derived from the popular game series Metal Gear. Looks like it has been rotting there for a fucking week! Smells like all hell unleashed, and is so fucking hard to get its stains off of cat fur. Fuck you, whoever you are, Muffin smells like a shitpit!
Person 1: dude, someone left a solid snake on your cat!
*snorts with mirth*
Person 2: Holy fuck!
*shakes with anger*
Muffin the cat: Meow?
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the result of accidentally defecating one's self whilst wearing thong underwear. (see also: smt)
I was laughing so hard that I crapped myself and my thong created a snake tongue.
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verb: To steal or 'claim' someone else's possession, usually of little value. Should be taken in a subtle and 'sneaky' fashion, and is often returned upon its dissapearance being noticed.
Hutch: Sonny-Bill, where on earth has my red biro gone?
Sonny-Bill: Muahahaha (reveals red biro hidden up his jacket sleeve) Snaaaaaaake...
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A snake bath is when a guy slides his penis into a vagina to create a lubricated penis, therefore, giving his penis (or snake) a snake bath.
Ronald: Hey, I heard that bitch Denise is a real hose hound skank.
Donnie: Yeah, I hit that shit before. Gave that bitch a real nice fucking snake bath.
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