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going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.
I need to waterboard a spider
The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.
Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
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Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)
"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "
Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.
Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.
The cosmic principle that dictates that whenever you kill a spider, a larger spider will scare you at some point in the future.
I safely catch the spider in a cup to release him outside so I can maintain good spider karma.
The inability to control ones urge to purchase Power Scrolls on Ultima Online Forever no matter how small the quantity.
Sniffles went 5 hours out of his way to buy 1 Powerscroll last night. That guy has major Spider food obsession. He isn’t even good at the game.
when she is deep throating you and you cum and she doesn't swallow but lows it out her nose
Cant wait to see her doing the dumpsters spider nose