Ur ip is gonna get ripped

when someone tries to intimidate you by them telling you that their gonna rip (take) your ip and then they get sent a picture of their IP and the get hit off 15 seconds later

Person 1: i swear ur ip is gonna get ripped
Person 2: lel
about 15 seconds later

Person 1: *disconnects from discord*
Person 2: yep get rotated
Person 3: LMFAO

National Rip Off Ears Day

some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️

“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”

Ripped off the Bandaid

Trying to be friends with the person who dumped you
Trying to feel better, but making it worse
Breaking '"no-contact"and regretting it
Exposing yourself to being rejected again

I ripped off the Bandaid and messaged him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and slept with him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and checked his Facebook
I ripped off the Bandaid and sent him a selfie
I ripped off the Bandaid and googled his female Facebook friends

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Post Rip 'n' Run Depression

When you get back home after rip 'n' run and you realise how shit not being there is and you miss everyone you met there that you wont see for another year.

Paul:I came home fell asleep on the sofa for 3 hours then i was just depressed all day. I have totally got post rip 'n' run depression

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dont get yo shit ripped

when ur having sex to fast and its to big and ur shit gets ripped

a nigga i told dis bitch she wuz hella fine and then next thing i knew she got her shit ripped and then i wuz like dont get yo shit ripped

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Take the rip

Synonymous with 'Take the piss' and 'Take the mick'- meaning to rib or tease, to put down.

My friends will take the rip out of me if I get this wrong

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Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat

When you've got a totally mental group chat with all the lads, in which casual banta is exchanged, and then something negative happens and you turn and say "yo brebs, can I get a RIP callum in the chat" and all the lads hammer the group chat with "RIP Callums"

*in the middle of a CoD sesh*

Person: "Sorry lads, got to go mums being a total pleb"

The lads: "Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat."

RIP
brebs

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