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wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018


beat a slav day

:3

Slav agrees in beat a furry day, today is beat a slav day

by johnyylol February 10, 2023


beat off tourettes

Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.

I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!

by JJvandyJJ March 29, 2010


beat the shit out of

To beat up really, really badly. It's like nearly dying. But worse, because you lived.

I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of him.

by King Roiben June 2, 2007

496๐Ÿ‘ 151๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beat yo shit

To masterbate publicly or privately

ME: You beat yo shit?

YOU: Hell yeah. I'm like fuck it. It's my shit. I'll beat it when and where I want to.

by Shit Beater June 17, 2012

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Beat a nigga ass

Used by blacks, with reference to assaulting a fellow negro

Man, if I don't get my money back, I'm goin have to beat a nigga ass

by dr. z June 26, 2015

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beat cha' meat

to masturbate (men only)

yo playa, u dont get no biddies, go home and beat cha' meat.

by Ryan f May 28, 2006

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