someone male or female that gives a blowjob after anal and there are turd stains on the dick
"yo so you know sandy"
"yeah"
"she is a turd licker"
"bruh"
When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.
Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!
The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits
After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.
Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH
Caity turd is talans
someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.
Ernest Odeh is such a turd bog!!!
A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.
A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.