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turd licker

someone male or female that gives a blowjob after anal and there are turd stains on the dick

"yo so you know sandy"

"yeah"

"she is a turd licker"

"bruh"

by kid dying in a mini van February 23, 2021


turd spanker

When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.

Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!

by HairyStikNeverShave June 2, 2017


Turd formation

The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits

After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.

by Caroline Bachelorette Homies March 24, 2019


Caity Turd

Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH

Caity turd is talans

by McFartyThePoTty December 30, 2022


turd bog

someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.

Ernest Odeh is such a turd bog!!!

by NightFlyer66 October 1, 2017


Turd-Head

A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.

Shut the fuck up turd-head!

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017


Twat Turd

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies

Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.

by Ambizness June 4, 2018