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the turtle claws punk cousin who jacked the turtle claw mans claw, who later paid for his actions
I, the turtle claw man, vows to go through any length to get my claw back, even if it means DEATH TO THE TURTLE DUCK!!!!!
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poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face
Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head
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Turtle Bop, is when a girl goes out of her house or shell fucks all the guys and then goes back in her shell or house and does it again and again.
OMG i just saw your mom walking down the street with another guy ..... WHAT A TURTLE BOP.
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Verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) When your drunk ass girlfriend falls on her ass from walking in heels in Ybor city and can't get off her back in the middle of the parking garage
OMG last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn't right herself again. A total turtle up situation.
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when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle
dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.
that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle
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When a woman is giving a man oral sex and mid-way through his penis decides to roll back into his body and form a vagina. Then the woman proceeds to put on a strap-on penis and fucks him in the vagina. She stretches his penis from the inside and when it comes back out it is very red and fat. The man then choke fucks her in the mouth until he climaxes and when he does he pushes her head so far on his dick that cum shoots out of her nose and maybe her eye.
I was at my grandma's house and we were drinking tea while watching the news. I looked at her and said, "Hey Grandma." and she replied, "Yes?". "Do you want to do the flaming turtle?". She immediately bent over and sucked me off.
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Similar to a Tea Bag, a Turtle Bag is when you have a Turtle Head and hover it in there mouth. But instead of dipping it in and out you spin 360s so shit is spread around there teeth, lips, etc...
Joel: Ugh, I was totally Turtle Bagged by Aden yesterday...My face looked half brown he spread it around so much...
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