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A sarcastic expression used when a person uses the word "we" when they should have actually Used the word "I." Or when a person says that "we don't" do something that at least one person is actually doing. This expression is used to totally catch the offender off guard, rendering them incapable of coming up with a response to the awkward comment.
Teacher: "We don't eat in here"
Jim: "Who's we, you and that Turd in your pocket?!?
Teacher: 0_o (What the fuck?)
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it's a great respond to fixing a moment of silence lasting anywhere between 5 to 10 minutes. works great on dates. if said sarcastically, u will usually get a laugh & the funny thing is that it will stimulate a conversation.
we just sat there eating our dinner without much dinner conversation. i had to use one of my lines and said: "so what should we talk about?" she giggled and started babbling about something that happened at school, i pretended i was interested but i could stop staring at her cleavage. at the end of the night, she told me i was a great listener and conversationlist. hahhahahahahaa!
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Ladies,
this is something guys say just to lead you on. They don't really want to. They just say it. Sometimes not even to get into your jeans, it's often used just to be nice, even though they really don't want to hang out with you. So remember this the next time some random, or even a guy you know, says this.
Guy: Yep, Im goin to the game tonight.
You: Thats cool, I might show too.
-----------few minute silence--------
Guy: Uh, we should hang out sometime.
You: Sorry! i know what you mean when you say that, thanks to urbandictionary.com
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The term given to a male person that weighs at least 175 pounds and has an indescribably ambrosial girlfriend whose persona and almost flawless anatomy far exceeds the given male's most intimate fantasies that he had during his first wet dream. The aforementioned male is far below the world wide standard of "average bloke" yet someHOW the relationship (while disobeying all laws of physical attraction and logical sense) has been and continues to be, sustained....oops we know HOW, the question is WHY?
Wow that is one sexy girl! Wait, who the hell is that holding her hand? Oh no, you have to be joking. Steups, How? Nah we know how, why?
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A saying that is usually percieved as a malaphor, but can be used to describe the determined yet patient way of getting things done. The meaning could be explained as "we'll come to the bridge, cross it, burn it and move on."
"Have you started studying for finals? There are three of them for three days in a row."
"Nope only for the first one. The rest... Well, we'll burn that bridge when we get there."
(meaning one at a time)
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No! You should know that we've missed you! :)
Laura: "Have you missed me?"
(Of course we have)
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A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.
Steve:You know what we should do?
Bill:No, what?
Steve:Build a castle, on top of a car. It's like a motorhome for kings!
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