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A man that I loved, and lost. So hot and sexy, I love him to death. But he loves me only as a friend. I may never get to be with him. But him loving me as a friend is good enough. I love you hawk! :)
The moment I met you Hawk Hex Smith I loved you
He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy
Alfie smith is very funny
Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.
It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
To use or take a portion of an item requested be passed at a dinner table.
-Verb
"Please pass the gravy."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."
Largest Penis in all the land. Truly a massive cock that makes you simply envious. Although this dude annoying as hell his cock makes up for it.