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who shot john

Its like...Who killed Kenny, but in a more ebonical way

What the FUCK?!...Who SHOT JOHN?!

by A Santa Claus lookin' muthafucka November 26, 2004


Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair

a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.

Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair

Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.

by Pagifin January 20, 2010


men who guard the ass fort

your balls/nuts/huevos/testicles/etc

"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."

by Smapdee May 06, 2003


seven boys who ruined my life

The disrespectful members of BTS (KPOP group)

you know BTS, the seven boys who ruined my life, yeah they're awesome aren't they?

by allbimyself22 January 15, 2018


who does he think he is?

when a boy leaves you on delivered for over 10 hours and you are fed up with them thinking they are superior when they're 4'9.

"um who does he think he is?? not him leaving me on delivered for 13 hours please what else is he doing?"

by miagmnn January 19, 2021


Kiss a kid who's 6'1 day

October 4th

Kiss a kid who is 6'1 day

It's kiss a kid who's 6'1 day

by Tall guy lol October 04, 2021


People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name

The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.

Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.

Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!

by FRICKO MODE May 31, 2022