Anyone who is rude to a Robert, gets dominated by Robert. Robert is kind but gets mad when he needs to be. Robert is a fierce and strong guy and is really good at arm wrestling, he also farts a lot. Robert also loves food, he also blames everybody but himself in a lot of situations. Robert is also an annoying man.
The sexiest smartest big penis guy in the world, he could steal your girl an fuck your mom, watch out for Robert!
Guy 1 : Hey have you seen Robert
Girl 2 : Yea, His penis is so much bigger then yours!
Guy 1 : 😡
When a person is too stupid to know what’s even going on around them
Hey look at that Robert, he can’t see he’s being played for all his money when it’s clear as day
The coolest loner known man. He is so lonely he doesn't even know how women like him. He thinks no one likes him and he is true. But one thing he doesn't know is that he is going to have the biggest Glowup known to man kind. He is going to get blowys everyday for the rest of his young life.
The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'
Robert is someone who is funny , caring , stupid , and a cock sucker , but everyone loves him
Robert is you
Everyone is Robert, they will make you take your meds but Robert won't go away.