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"the three B's" of feminine desirability

Beauty, brains, and boobs (duh!).

I appreciate "the three B's" of feminine desirability as much as the next dude, but there's really not all that much going for those attributes if the chick doesn't also have a nice personality --- a kind heart is what I look for most in a lady.

by QuacksO August 5, 2018


Natural Born Three Holer

A chick that was born to have all three of her holes filled to satisfy an intense craving, whether it be simultaneously or one at a time.

Pamela is a true Natural Born Three Holer, she loves to be stuffed more than a thanksgiving turkey.

by Big John Swellington April 11, 2021


Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.

Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!

by R0b.Raf September 30, 2018


three-quarter life crisis

The depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job AND you are over the age of 55.

Jane: "Wow. I cannot believe that after working for The Company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. I have never lost a job before! "
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"

by BigKJS November 24, 2016


Billy The Fridge Three-Way

A Sexual Act involving William Darnus (Billy the Fridge), T.J. Kirk, Gregory Jackson(Onision), and any other fourth party.

The act involves the 4th person being tied up in Onisions basement while Billy crushes them with his fat belly, and T.J. puts his little banana in their mouth. It is implied that the act is more terrifying than being trapped in a tornado.

Actually a misnomer, as the sex act involves 4 people, it is still called a Three-way as the 4th person is in essence irrelevant to the etymology. It originates during the Drunken Peasants Podcast Episode #380

Bitch if you don't shut the fuck up and get out of my face I'm going to give you a Billy The Fridge Three-Way!

I tell you right now this tornado's second scariest thing i ever seen in my life, first scariest I was caught in between a Onision, T.J., and Billy The Fridge Three-Way

by ItsJustBear September 20, 2017


three corner dick duster

a mustache on either a straight or gay individual

Byron: Did you see Johnny Knuckles mustache?

Troy: Ya thats a sweet three corner dick duster!

by jaegerdon September 27, 2009


Fire emblem: three houses

A video game probably only YOU know about.

Person 1: "hey, do you play fire emblem: three houses?"
Person 2: " what is fire emblem: three houses?"
Person 1: "Nvm"

by March 30, 2023