Random
Source Code
Random
When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .
Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.
A cool band in Cockeysville, Maryland.
The Lonely Birds are cool cats
The dream team duo of anything and everything ever.
Hey bro, who the hell is Jordan and Lebron compared to Dirk Bird
When a Male ejaculates into a a woman’s belly button
“Yo did u hear Michael bird bathed Olivia”
A female prostitute that works on Figueroa in the city of los Angeles between temple st and florence ave
If necia @crysanthemum_royale was a bird , she would be a "Figueroe bird"
Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...
"That scout let 15 bird puppies out! I will burn your castle into oblivion!"