Something autistic teahers say when trying to teach
Myers: Have you guys seen zombie ant Hugh: yes we match in autism
myers: does you wife also make you sleep in the other room Class:......
A zombie in the PVZ series, he is one of the four main basic zombies(other than normal zombie, conehead and buckethead) He is a recurring character in the Plants vs Zombies games. He carries a piece of fabric on a stick with a brain on it. Flag zombie signifies that a huge wave of zombies is approaching! He is slightly faster than your average zombie.
Make no mistake, Flag Zombie loves brains. But somewhere down the line he also picked up a fascination with flags. Maybe it's because the flags always have brains on them. Hard to say
A seemingly random calendar invite that shows up in your diary; the origins of which appear to be unknown.
This is a zombie appointment and I am cancelling it.
After using the Corpse Rudder you ejaculate in the hand then tickle their nose.
Carla woke up after the party to find she had been Zombie Bitch Slapped.
The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.
London has been filling up more and more with mobile zombies lately
The copious amounts of drool and spittle that comes out of the mouth of the infirm and elderly. This is usually accompanied by moans and other zombie like attributes ie sparse hair, shambling gait, missing teeth and the smell of death.
You need to wipe grandma's chin. Ever since her stroke it stays covered in zombie froth.
Someone who is totally absorbed in the iPods, iPhones, or other hand held devices and walking about oblivious to the world.
I don't even try to guys who only look at their iPhones. They're palm zombies!