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When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!
Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!
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The Best Band Of The 80's, they made me feel so good about myself, before Nirvana came along (gives Nirvana Deathstare). Nirvana made 80's metal look artificial, when really, it was F**KING AWESOME! Axl's a babe! They're all babes!
We Salute You Guns & Roses and our Dark Lord Axl!
"YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION
JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE
BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE
LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE" -Knockin' On Heavens Door
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an australian band which is utterly ridiculous and specialises in the proposterous. also (as you can probably figure by the fellatio bit of their name) quite dirty, known for nudity onstage, and general mayhem at concerts.
Wee! I'm going to see Machine Gun Fellatio, and I'm willing to bet they'll all be wearing g-strings.
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One Of The Greatest bands in the 80's and titled " the most dangerous band in the world!"
the fucking best band in the metal world!
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The act of shitting all over someone in rapid succession for sexual pleasure. You must also eat the excretion for the mating ritual to be complete.
Man 1: WOAH BRO! Me and my gf did the booty machine gun last night!
John: Sounds tasty. You should let me try with you sometime.
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Food that is served in the temperature 'Danger Zone' (5°C - 60°C, because bacteria can grow to unsafe levels at these temperatures this is called the temperature Danger Zone.)
Food served in the temperature 'Danger Zone' is referred to as 'Top Gun' in reference to the 1986 motion picute of the same name which featured the Kenny Loggins song 'Danger Zone'.
Cooked chicken served at room temperature is a prime example: Top-Gun Chicken.
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Louis: Hey, do you guys want to go to that place on Hay St for some Top-Gun Chicken?
Matt: Yeah, I'm happy to risk it.
Aidon: Naa, I'm meeting up with Laura.
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Ned: How are you feeling? Mel said your date's collapsed.
Claire: Yeah pretty crook, I think lunch did it to me. That pig heart was pretty Top-Gun.
Ned: No shit. I can't beleive Louis took us there.
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The act of shotgunning a beer whilst urinating - oft completed outdoors. Can be completed as a double or triple when two or three beers, respectively are shotgunned during a single stream of urine.
Hey Charles, ya bitch, I've gotta take a piss let's go do a pee gun - try to avoid the public urination charge this time - dick.
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