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A country you stupid fucking American
Teagan: So where are you from?
Yunus: I'm from Jordan.
Teagan: I didin't know shoes were a country!
She shares a blood line with that of the Greek Gods. If God created the heavens and earth in six days, Jordan would have completed it in 3. She is a hustler and she gets things done. At her job they call her the Lara Croft of advertising because she makes a treasure out of everything she touches. Her work ethic speaks volumes, but let’s not forget her sense of humor is that of 3 Dave Chapelles and 2 Chris Tuckers combined. Aside from her amazing personality, she can dance like Shakira and Beyoncé combined. You’re blessed if you ever come across a Jordan in your lifetime.
That girl, she’s one in a million, she’s a Jordan.
the sexiest girl you will ever meet
“oh my god did you see jordan”
“YES! jordan is so SEXY!”
A group of crazy awesome basketball players
Look at those jordans over there!
She’s a pillow princess who shags every lad she sees eventhough she has many STDs
Mom 1 “My son goes out with Jordan S”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”