Man Nog

n. A white liquidy substance used in sexual reproduction among homo sapiens. Aka, sperm.
Synonyms: semen, sperm, cum, man juice, facial cream, throat coater, jizz, gizz,

John: "yo dave, where were you last night?"
Dave: "I was busy spraying Mary's face with my man nog"
John: "You're the fucking man"

Jeff: "Dude, I saw your mom last night."
Steve: "Where at??"
Jeff: "Getting out of my bed, she was dripping with my man nog."

Sarah: "I love drinking a glass of man nog in the morning."
Elon: "You're a freak a leak sarah...but I'd give you some of my man nog."

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man bunt

Most effective known kickball strategy for a man to get on base. Typically kickball rules will stipulate that a man must kick the ball across an imaginary diagonal line from 1st base to 3rd base. The goal of the man bunt is to kick the ball so that it will reach this line as slowly as possible. This will either force the pitcher to run down the bunt and attempt to throw the player out, which is impossible if the runner is not super slow, or the pitcher must wait out the kick hoping it won't cross the line and allow the runner to get on base.

Dude you totally should have man bunted there and you would have got on base.

I just got a double on a man bunt! This team sucks.

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Saucony man

a guy who brakes his arm slipping on a glove

oh poor saucony man

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no-man's-lane

The center lane in a street or highway where vehicles going in either direction can use this lane only to make left hand turns.

There was a head-on collision in the no-man's-lane of Route 63.

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man shorts

guy shorts that girls wear, only cool when authentic (IE bought in the guys department or stolen from a boyfriend or something). mad comfortable, makes me not wanna wear female shorts anymore.

i bought new man shorts at the mall last week, and people were looking at me kinda funny when they saw me browsing the guy's department. man shorts rock!!!

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cum-man

a snow man made out of sperm

i think i am going to make a cum-man today

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Vies Man

Een vies manneke, vettig ventje of vunzig kereltje. Vaak gebruikt in de context van seksuele handelingen of algemene omgang met het andere geslacht. Ook gebruikt bij algemene viezigheden zoals letterlijk vuil zijn etc.

Voorbeeld 1:
Kerel 1: G hebt ge het al gehoord? De Robbe heeft in twee weken al 5 eerstejaarsstudenten gepaald!
Kerel 2: Echt een vies manneke

Voorbeeld 2:
Kerel 1: Kan ik vrienden uitnodigen morgen op ons gezamelijk kot?
Kerel 2: Ik ging een chickie uitnodigen maar geen probleem, dan neem ik haar wel mee naar mijn kamer.
Kerel 1: Vies manneke

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