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n: The name given to a set of freshly shaved balls which, with the exposed follicles on the scrotum, resemble the skin on a frozen store-bought turkey.
His frozen turkey felt smooth as he brushed it gently across the girl's nose.
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The day we celebrate when our lord and savior ASB1 graced us with his radiant light. It happened September 30 the year of out Lord 1974.
Today is September 20th! Only 10 more days 'til Turkey Day!!!
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The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.
Grandma made thanks giving turkey!!!
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A bargining chip used to pawn off unsuspecting customers
I'll give you two turkey dinners if you ring Ambrose O'Sullivan
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There’s no beef / we’re not fighting
Idk dude i feel like you hate me
Bitch ground turkey no beef stfu
when you poop into your own hand and jack off with it
Man i have to got the worst urinary tract infection after i did a turkey meatball sub lastnight
The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"
Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"
Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
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