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during sex the man gets on his hands and feet and the woman climbs on top and sits on his dick while he starts to kick like a donkey
dude i gave this bitch the donkey punch so hard
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Dat mudda fukah dat's always a problem for Dachie in Mario Kart 8/ Deluxe.
Hit Donkey! Get dat mudda fukah! GET DONKEY BITCHASS! Yeaaas!!!
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A woman who is wearing her jeans too tight her lips are protruding through her pants.
As she walks towards me i notice her donkey finger moving back and forth.
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a very small, as to be miniscule bong load.
Dude... load me a real bong hit, not this donkey fart shit!
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The sexual manoeuvre which has the lady lying on her shoulders with her arse in the air, the man facing the other way and squatting down pounding his meat sausage into her.
"Man... Sam Donkey Boxed the shit out of that slag last night.. I have pictures"
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A type of blow job recieved from a woman of poor taste in everything, especially the way she dresses and does her hair. The prodedure of this blowjob consists of two things:
A very unwilling man, and a herpes infected mouth. The woman giving the blowjob is one who takes her job way too seriously, and bitches at everyone in sight. The man on the other hand, is desperate for some action and doesnt give a flying f*ck if she's bitchy or not. WARNING, Do not try these at home.
Guy one- "Hey i heard joe got a Swedish donkey last night"
Guy two- "From who?! :o"
Guy one- "That bitch kelly, the one who gets irritable constantly and has a huge case of thunder thighs"
Guy two- "Poor joe. its a wonder his dick wasnt bitten off"
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Cockney rhyming slang for "Bob"
Cor blimey guv'nah, I got old Donkey's Nob on the dog and bone here, innit
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